Crazy Jack Harper tells people he was a “sniper” in the Army.
The reality is that he was more of a “snipper”. As in using scissors. Or maybe a stapler. And getting coffee for his boss. And of course he got flowers or something quite special on Secretary’s Day.
For two years, Crazy Jack fought the bad guys and shed a little blood due to an occasional paper cut as…a “Personnel Administration Specialist”. A bureaucratic paper pusher.
Well, he must have been assigned somewhere dangerous, where life was rough and tumble, right? Well, um, the 385th Aviation Group was located… right here in Phoenix, AZ.
Ah, that would explain the tumbleweeds he is hiding behind in his ‘snipper’ photo. So scary. Yikes.
A Decade of Dumbness
Crazy Jack is calling it quits! And although that makes us sad, I’m sure we’ll find another ding dong who is an easy target.
His wife, who has earned the sole income in that family for at least 10 years and deserves a medal for bearing that burden, finally pressured Crazy Jack to get a real job. She knew that there was more about Crazy Jack that would be revealed to the public this next election. Smart move: spare your family before being further publicly humiliated.
But, on his way out the door, Crazy Jack has threatened to return…as a candidate for Secretary of State. (Why would anyone want this guy one heartbeat away from becoming Governor?) Or he wants to become a US Ambassador. (With what country would the US want to destroy its relations?)
So what are the qualifications for a US Ambassador?
- One doesn’t need a college degree. (Crazy Jack passes the first requirement!) PASS
- One must pass a written test. (Crazy Jack’s wife edits all of his wacky writings.) FAIL
- One needs intercultural people skills. Actual test question: “How many friends do you have from different cultural backgrounds?” (Crazy Jack, that means, for example, people who are not white and people who wear bed sheets won’t count.) FAIL
- One must pass an oral test. (No, Crazy Jack, that doesn’t mean a trip to your dentist.) The oral test is based on your experience. Bankrupt and pizza delivery guy are, um, interesting qualifications. The oral test is also based on diplomacy and working with others. Remember when you pulled the plug on the microphones while two Arizona State Senators were debating proposed legislation? Not the skills they’re looking for, Crazy Jack. FAIL
- One must have linguistic skills. (Crazy Jack has linguistic skills…in not telling the truth!) PASS
Sorry, Crazy Jack, but the vote is 3-2 that you just won’t make it as a US Ambassador. But the good news is, with your prior experience as an executive assistant in the Army (Yes, we were able to locate your DD214 from the military…), you just might have the skills needed to be a secretary. Crazy Jack, while you’re up, would you get me a cup of coffee, please? (You probably heard that a lot in the Army…)
Crazy Jack, the Bankrupt Hypocrite
Crazy Jack Harper, under what rock have you been hiding? We’ve sorta missed you!
Today’s episode finds Crazy Jack trying to eliminate a homeowner’s ability to walk away from their mortgage. And he’s doing this on behalf of the Big Banks, according to an article in the Arizona Business Gazette. Now, whether you agree or disagree with this idea, here’s the kicker:
Crazy Jack Harper declared personal bankruptcy in 2004. He walked away from his debts. And he got to stick it to…the banks. And to…the taxpayers.
Bankrupt Jack Harper had his STATE and FEDERAL taxes wiped away, including obligations to several banks. And you wonder why banks wanted a bailout? Because Harper stuck them with HIS bill! We taxpayers have had to cover Harper’s irresponsible financial dealings.
Harper claimed $242,236 in secured claims and $770,167 in unsecured claims against personal property of $31,590, not counting his home, which was valued at about $300,000. Add that up and you see why Harper went bankrupt. And that was in 2004 when the economy was doing great… (scroll down in this stream of articles to read Crazy Jack’s bankruptcy papers for yourself)
Not only has Crazy Jack declared bankruptcy, and stuck taxpayers and banks with his debts, but now he allegedly works for a mortgage company! We use the term ‘work’ very loosely, because he’s yet to close any deal. But now this raging hypocrite wants to close the door on the other schmucks who can’t pay their bills.
Tsk tsk, Crazy Jack.
How ‘crazy’ is it that Harper equates himself - and his ethically-challenged behaviors - with conservative icons Vice President Dan Quayle and LT COL Oliver North?
Harper criticizes his democrat opponent for using the “publicly funded” campaign system. Crazy Jack has used the same taxpayer-funded system for the past EIGHT YEARS.
U.S. Congressman Refutes Another Harper Lie
To: LD4 Republicans
From: Chairman Lyle Tuttle in behalf of Jeanette “Jet” Dubreil
Reg: False accusations
U.S. Congressman Refutes Another Harper Lie
Legislative District 4 Republicans held a regular monthly meeting on August
16, 2010. U.S. Congressman Trent Franks was the guest speaker. The next
day, The Arizona Capitol Times reported that Sheriff Joe Arpaio withdrew his
support for State Senator Jack Harper.
Harper responded by accusing Senate candidate Scott Bundgaard and LD4 GOP
Chairman Lyle Tuttle of trying to “strong-arm” Franks into distancing
himself from Harper. Harper further stated that Bundgaard and Tuttle tried
to speak with Franks at the district meeting before and after Franks
addressed the Republicans, but that it was clear Franks wanted nothing to do
with them.
Congressman Franks publicly refuted another Harper lie. On August 19th, Franks told listeners of the Crossroads with Van radio show:
“I was told of something that occurred that I want to set the record
straight. They said Lyle Tuttle and Scott Bundgaard had approached me
recently at a Legislative District meeting and tried to dissuade me from
supporting Jack Harper and that is absolutely not true. Lyle Tuttle & Scott
Bundgaard have never spoken a negative word to me about Jack of any kind,
ever.”
Franks added, “I hold Lyle Tuttle in the highest regard as well as Scott
Bundgaard.”
Harper continues to lie to us in order to win election to the Arizona House.
Any candidate this desperate cannot be trusted. Now, Harper has dragged
Congressman Franks into his web of deceit in an attempt to deceive us
further.
Listen for yourself to Congressman Franks on Van’s show. It is about 5
minutes into an interview with U.S. Senate candidate J.D. Hayworth.
Harper Didn’t Pay State, Federal Taxes; Keeps Lying
Harper keeps lying to voters, this time on Facebook:
“Jack W. Harper August 18 at 9:14pm
That site was started by one of the candidiates for State Senate in my legislative District and his paid campaign anager updates it. Some of it is petty, some of it misleading, and one thing is doctored. A couple things are out-right lies.
The inportant thing to remember is that I definately paid all of my personal and business taxes in full and on time. That part is an out-right lie.”
Crazy, Bankrupt, Lying Jack Harper, you’ve never answered ANY question posed to you about the contents of this website. Instead, you’ve launched personal attacks against 7 different people about this website!
- What is “petty”?
- What is “misleading”?
- What is “doctored”?
- What are “out-right lies”?
It’s easy to see what IS true, because it is DOCUMENTED. But we’d love to hear your side of the story. Click on “Ask Me Anything” and we will publish exactly what you write.
Bankrupt Jack Harper had his STATE and FEDERAL taxes wiped away, including obligations to several banks. And you wonder why banks wanted a bailout? Because Harper stuck them with HIS bill! We taxpayers have had to cover Harper’s irresponsible financial dealings.
Harper claimed $242,236 in secured claims and $770,167 in unsecured claims against personal property of $31,590, not counting his home, which was valued at about $300,000. Add that up and you see why Harper went bankrupt. And that was in 2004 when the economy was doing great…
Jack Harper continues to lie to voters. And gets caught. Over and over again. Harper is unfit for public office. With so many other good conservatives in the Legislative District Four House race, it’s time for the voters to dump this incumbent. Dump Crazy Jack Harper.
Jack Harper has now LOST Arpaio’s endorsement? Finally! Harper will now attempt to ‘Jump the Shark’ as his political career crumbles.
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Crazy Jack Harper has the inside scoop as to the Human Resource practices of the Arizona Republic. Boy, can’t sneak anything by you, Crazy Jack. Jack also said that being endorsed by the Arizona Republic is the “death” of conservatives. And then Crazy Jack says that he was endorsed by the Republic. Odd, but telling.
Crazy Jack Harper loses ANOTHER endorsement today! Another conservative group pulled its endorsement stating that Harper’s “irresponsible, indeed, irrational attacks have caused untold collateral damage to the conservative cause across the state.”
The rescinding of endorsements seem like unprecedented acts in the Arizona Republican Party! Who knew these people had the cajones?
Sen. Russell Pearce pulls his support for Harper because of his “increasingly nasty and personal attacks on his fellow Republicans.” Will any action get Harper to seek professional help? The dude is crazy and so uncool.
Jack Harper is trying to blame God for him being elected. Harper wrote that he believes God wanted him to be elected to the U.S. Senate or as Secretary of State. Since Crazy Jack Harper has God’s ear, we want to know if God can get the Arizona Cardinal’s to the 2011 Super Bowl… Maybe Jack can at least get THAT done for us.
