Crazy Jack Harper tells people he was a “sniper” in the Army.

The reality is that he was more of a “snipper”.  As in using scissors.  Or maybe a stapler.  And getting coffee for his boss.  And of course he got flowers or something quite special on Secretary’s Day.  

For two years, Crazy Jack fought the bad guys and shed a little blood due to an occasional paper cut as…a “Personnel Administration Specialist”.  A bureaucratic paper pusher.

Well, he must have been assigned somewhere dangerous, where life was rough and tumble, right?  Well, um, the 385th Aviation Group was located… right here in Phoenix, AZ.

Ah, that would explain the tumbleweeds he is hiding behind in his ‘snipper’ photo.  So scary.  Yikes.